"taylor swift cant sing"
"taylor swift is a slut"
"taylor swift only dated harry styles for fame"
"taylor swift is a bitch"
"taylor swift is an amazing human being who dont need to hear your shitty opinion"
part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
When I’m somewhere and a bunch of little kids start running around:
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about